Great Scares, Part I: Halloween

It’s my favorite time of year once again, and I thought I’d celebrate by sharing some of my favorite scary movies.  These are the ones that got under my skin and haunted my dreams.  You’ll recognize some of them; some of them might be more obscure.  But if you’re looking to be genuinely creeped out this Halloween, permit me to suggest the following:

We’ll start with the obvious:  John Carpenter’s classic Halloween.

Though made on a shoestring budget, it became such a spectacular success that it kicked off a tsunami of cheap slasher flicks in the 80’s.  Before Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger, kids, there was Michael Myers.  But despite the bloody excesses of its many imitators, the original Halloween was not a gorefest.  It was instead a highly suspenseful film, expertly blending Hitchcockian technique with a smart script and a simple but unforgettably haunting score.

A lot of horror movies wink at their audiences, privileging humor and cleverness over genuine scares.  Scream–which, like so many others, owes a huge debt to John Carpenter–comes to mind as a film that’s too clever by half.  Not so Halloween.  The brilliant opening sequence, shot from the killer’s point of view until he is unmasked, serves as a declaration of intent:  this movie wants to scare the shit out of you.  No, this isn’t going to be fun.  It’s going to be terrifying.

Michael Myers was the first Unkillable Bad Guy, and still the best.  As The Dark Knight did with the Joker, Halloween never makes any attempt to explain its villain (though subsequent films in the series made the mistake of doing so), and this made him all the more frightening.  Michael Myers isn’t an abused child.  He isn’t a lonely outcast.  He isn’t misunderstood.  He simply is

He’s not even human.  His psychiatrist, played by Donald Pleasence, correctly refers to him as it.  Michael Myers is a malevolent force of nature.  And he’s out there right now.  And he’s coming for you.

“It was the boogeyman,” Jamie Lee Curtis says at film’s end.

“As a matter of fact,” Pleasence replies, “it was.”

Yeah.  It really was.

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Progress Report, in which I contemplate yet another way I’m screwed

Another 5K on Apocalypse Pictures Presents.  Or, as Magic Meter puts it:

Ran smack dab into that blank spot I mentioned last week, but sussed out just enough of the story to plow ahead a little further.  On previous novel projects, this would have been stressful and frustrating, but it’s happened to me so many times now that I’ve come to think of it as a natural part of the process.  It’s just the way I do it, gang.  Should the day ever come when a publisher wants to see an outline of a novel project before I write it . . . well, I guess I’m screwed.

Your snippet, fresh from my fevered brain:

“All right, we’re done for the night,” she said.  “Let’s head back to camp.”

No one argued.  At once, they moved down the hill, southward.  The campsite was about half a mile distant.

Susan watched as they went, preferring to take the rear.  She’d already scouted the way between here and camp.  Any possible threat would come from the north.

It was their second day in these hills, and the third since they’d started their stealth training–a new regimen, but one they would need when they went into Hollywood.  Gil had been unsure that playing hide-and-seek in the woods would be effective for an urban infiltration, but Susan had insisted that any drills would be better than none at all.

The crew had gotten plenty proficient with weapons and combat, as Mayor Brooks had learned to his sorrow back in Delano.  But they’d had no real ranger training.  In many ways, it had been like starting over.  Susan had no doubt that they would pick it up–or some of them would, anyway–but they were out of time.

World Fantasy Con is this week, which will pose a major challenge for my productivity.  Cons are funny like that.  We’ll see how I do.

Write Club update:  I neglected to mention a piece that had come back from Realms of Fantasy a week or so ago.  I thought I had gotten it in the mail in time to reach their P.O. box before they shut it down–but apparently I didn’t.  Now I’ll have to wait until they open for electronic submissions.  I can only categorize this as a rejection caused by the ever-spreading obsolescence of snail mail.  Technology marches on.

As do I.

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World Fantasy Con!

World Fantasy Con, the last stop on the 2011 Rotundo World Tour, is imminent–October 27-30, in sunny San Diego.  It’s my first WFC, and I’m pretty jazzed about it.  I mean, seriously–Neil Gaiman is a guest of honor, yo.

And if that’s not groovy enough for you, consider this:  yr. faithful correspondent has a reading scheduled for Sunday, October 30th, at 11:00 am, in Pacific 6/7.

Given the proximity to Halloween, you can be reasonably assured that the selection will be suitable for the season.

If you’re going to WFC and if you’re of a mind, do stop by.  If nothing else will entice you, remember my motto for readings:  Come for a treat, stay for a tale.

There will be treats.  Oh yes, there will be treats.  And maybe even a surprise or two.

Hope to see ya there!

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